This is Why You'll Die Alone

This is where you went on your first date with that girl from match.com. You then asked the waitress for separate checks.

5 months ago on August 18th, 2009 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

You dumped Brooke Shields for Steffi Graf.

5 months ago on August 17th, 2009 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

"All of these tracks are in a mono mix.. thanks but no thanks, I can‘t listen to non-stereo mixes[.]"

“Sigurrosenthal,” bit torrent user, who will certainly die alone

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6 months ago on August 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 am | Permalink

gordonshumway:

Nothing combines your appreciation of Extra Virgin Olive Oil with an unwavering commitment to being lonely like a Rachel Ray back tattoo.

—via

6 months ago on July 31st, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink | Reblog from

We wish to break from our regularly scheduled programming to note that this man will die atop a pile of beautiful women.

(via mrkstrkrft)

6 months ago on July 30th, 2009 at 11:30 am | Permalink | Reblog from

Because vanity comes with a price.

[daily mail via dListed]

6 months ago on July 28th, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

… you’re @jamesbentley07 and you just wished Soulja Boy a happy birthday on Twitter and your autobiography reads “I am James. I play in a Band. Hi.”

6 months ago on July 28th, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

We understand that raiding until sunrise is your only source of human interaction, but trust us: when you die, your guild is just going to assume you forgot to pay your internet bill. Nobody will care.

(via PYZAM, submitted by sjsivak)

6 months ago on July 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

Because Muscle Milk stains run deep.

6 months ago on July 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

We’re at a complete loss for words: this kid went for Nacho Cheese instead of Supreme.

(via juliasegal)

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